Life Backwards

This just sent to me by my sister-in-law, Marilyn.  Don’t know the author but whoever you are, thanks for the laugh.  It’s winter doldrum time and I needed that.  Thought I’d put it out here for anyone else who might need a chuckle for the day.

In Light & Love,   Florence

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Sitting here retired, I finally observed what life is:

I want to live my next life backwards.

You start out dead… and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out… for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement … and collect your pension.
Then when you start work…, you get a gold watch on your first day, or in my case a check.
You work 40 years… until you’re too young to work.
You get ready for High School…. drink alcohol, party, and you’re
generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you
have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then…
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions – central heating, room service on tap, and then…
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.

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